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Fernhollow Plumbing (fictional two-van plumbing company)
Leaking? Call. We pick up.
Two vans, one phone line, and a plumber who tells you the price before the wrench comes out.
Call (206) 555-0142
Monday to Saturday, 7 to 6. After hours, leave a message and we'll ring you back at 7.
Water where it shouldn't be. Shut it off first, fix it second. If you can't find your main valve, we'll talk you through it on the phone.
A water heater that's giving up. Repair or replace? We'll tell you which, even when it's the cheaper answer for you.